1 – Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
2 – I love my job when I am holidaying.
3 – Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
4 – It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
5 – Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
6 – Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
7 – The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
8 – I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……
9 – One wise guy invented mobile application WhatsApp…..and his wife added last seen feature.
10 – Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
11 – I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
12 – If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
13 – A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
14 – Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent.
15 – Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
16 – My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
17 – Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
18 – This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
19 – I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
20 – According to my police report, I had a great Night Out last night.
21 – It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.
22 – Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
23 – Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.
24 – When you fail, try again. This time more intelligently.
25 – Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.
26 – If you like me raise your hand, If you don’t, raise your standard.
27 – When you are scared of something, step into the unknown.
28 – You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.
29 – It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
30 – You cannot receive happiness until you let go the pain.
31 – I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
32 – I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me.
33 – People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
34 – Save Water, Drink Wine!!
35 – My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
36 – I am “SINGLE” Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME…!
37 – My first name and your last name ,together make sound great!
38 – The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.
39 – I am not failed, Because my success is lost.
40 – Rules are made to the break!
41 – When it’s time to go, don’t doubt or hesitate, hello to Great & Good Bye to good.
42 – Always Choose ,Correct path for Success!
43 – When you feel giving up, remember why you held on for so long time in the first place.
44 – If you don’t make mistakes in life, you are not really trying.
45 – It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
46 – The future belongs to those people,who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
47 – Do not wait for the Right time. Bring it.
48 – Tomorrow is always fresh, Don’t do mistakes in it.
49 – No matter how “busy” a person is…if they really love, they will always find the time for you.
50 – When I think about you…I don’t feel so alone.
51 – Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
52 – Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance?
53 – I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
54 – I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
55 – Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
56 – I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
57 – Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
58 – You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.
59 – Finding a best friend is tough, keeping the friendship alive is tougher.
60 – You never know how strong you are until you’re left with no choice.
61 – Don’t tell me to change, I can’t perfect myself anymore.
62 – Don’t wait for the moment. It will never come if you don’t know how to get it.
63 – I never forget a face, but yours too ugly to erase from my mind.
64 – A bird just hit my window. I wonder if God is playing Angry Birds with me.
65 – Did you get any text messages last night? Oh! My phone was drunk.
66 – Do you know the root cause of your divorce? it’s Marriage.
67 – Love thy neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.
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